Observing just how unhappy (miserable) or happy someone is
can make it easy for you to pick their pattern

Disc - Les Miserables™

We start with a quotation from Richard Depue, Professor of Human Development in the College of Human Ecology at Cornell University who says: “Rewards like food, sex and social interactions as well as more abstract goals such as money or getting a degree trigger the release of dopamine in the brain, producing positive emotions and feelings of desire that motivate us to work toward obtaining those goals. In extroverts, this dopamine response to rewards is more robust so they experience more frequent activation of strong positive emotions”.

So, essentially extroverts will tend to be happier than introverts. That is, Patterns 1-8 are more likely to be happier than Patterns 9 to 16.

Question: Who do think is the most miserable? - 'Write' your answer here!

The snide comments are prepared using the Elevanto CCCC™ method - Creating, copying, composing and crafting. They are designed to offend, but are eerily correct. Viewer discretion is advised. They are written under the name of Stratton Oakmont™, a corrupt former US stockbroker, featured in The Wolf of Wall Street.


Elevanto follows the advice of the legendary US investor, Warren Buffett: "Hang out with people better than you, and you cannot help but improve.
If you hang around with people who behave worse than you, pretty soon you’ll start being pulled in that direction."

So, basically, everyone should door slam the lower rankees from their world!


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Conducted and composed by Elizabeth Hunter™ - Last Update 30 January, 2020


1. Can it be the Director - ESTJ?

The Director is the Border Collie

George W Bush

Rank - 1 is happiest; 16 is least: 1/16.

Elizabeth Hunter™'s opinion: I agree. They do it their way!

Give Up Tendency™: Very likely to give up on their goals, very unlikely to give up on their job.

Example: They go ahead and set up more rules when people do not obey the rules they hated.

Kiersey Temperament Group: Guardian.

Tongue In Cheek Temperament Group: Passionate about making the minimum wage.

Tongue In Cheek Descripta™: The Stop Resisting.

Stratton Oakmont™'s snide comment: Snitches on fellow employees for smoking dope in the bathroom. Would most likely shoot an unarmed police officer who is out on patrol, keeping the peace in the village.


2. Can it be the Developer - ENTJ?

The Developer is the German Shepherd

Steve Jobs

Rank - 1 is happiest; 16 is least: 2/16.

Elizabeth Hunter™'s opinion: I agree. They do not care who they upset!

Give Up Tendency™: Very likely to give up on their job, very unlikely to give up on their goals.

Example: They complain that no one listens to them while shouting opinions onto people who are presenting their opinions.

Kiersey Temperament Group: Rational.

Tongue In Cheek Temperament Group: Heartless and cold, just like your ex-wife.

Tongue In Cheek Descripta™: The Big Dick Energy.

Stratton Oakmont™'s snide comment: Considers genocide when things do not go their way. Is a slut for capitalism. Deleted feelings.exe many years ago.


3. Can it be the Results - ESTP?

The Results is the Jack Russell Terrier

Donald Trump

Rank - 1 is happiest; 16 is least: 7/16.

Elizabeth Hunter™'s opinion: I agree. They bulldoze and take risks!

Give Up Tendency™: Slightly above average chance they will give up on their job, slightly below average chance they will give up on their goals.

Example: These people are 70% of the ones smoking while promoting health care.

Kiersey Temperament Group: Artisan.

Tongue In Cheek Temperament Group: Error: Brain not found.

Tongue In Cheek Descripta™: The Frat Boy Chad.

Stratton Oakmont™'s snide comment: Either very small or very tall. Has probably has sex with your mother, your cat and your uncle. Eats four tablespoons of extreme gain protein powder at breakfast, lunch and dinner.


4. Can it be the Inspirational - ENTP?

The Inspirational is the Bull Terrier

Henry Kissinger

Rank - 1 is happiest; 16 is least: 6/16.

Elizabeth Hunter™'s opinion: I agree. They see themselves as 'cuddly'!

Give Up Tendency™: Slightly above average chance they will give up on their goals, slightly below average chance they will give up on their job.

Example: When someone does not want to argue, they thinking the solution is arguing about why arguing is cool.

Kiersey Temperament Group: Rational.

Tongue In Cheek Temperament Group: Heartless and cold, just like your ex-wife.

Tongue In Cheek Descripta™: The Crackhead Sociopath.

Stratton Oakmont™'s snide comment: Considers arguing to be foreplay. Definitely likes the sound of their own voice. Keeps carcasses in the basement. The most likely to be stabbed in prison with a home made knife.


"You cannot fatten the pig on market day."

John Winston Howard OM AC, 1939 - 25th Prime Minister of Australia (Disc - Inspirational ?)

5. Can it be the Persuader - ENFJ?

The Persuader is the Boxer

Nelson Mandela

Rank - 1 is happiest; 16 is least: 5/16.

Elizabeth Hunter™'s opinion: I agree. They have the human touch!

Give Up Tendency™: Very likely to give up on their job, very unlikely to give up on their goals.

Example: They tell everyone to calm down while losing their own sh1t.

Kiersey Temperament Group: Idealist.

Tongue In Cheek Temperament Group: People who would buy sand at the beach.

Tongue In Cheek Descripta™: The Oblivious Nice Guy.

Stratton Oakmont™'s snide comment: Has responded to hot singles in their local area. Uses their final three brain cells on compliments. Empathizes with ants.


6. Can it be the Appraiser - ESFJ

The Appraiser is the Great Dane

Reginald Dwight (Sir Elton John)

Rank - 1 is happiest; 16 is least: 3/16.

Elizabeth Hunter™'s opinion: I agree. Happy disposition at all times!

Give Up Tendency™: Very likely to give up on their goals, very unlikely to give up on their job.

Example: They have the ability to bring cookies to get the gossip out.

Kiersey Temperament Group: Guardian.

Tongue In Cheek Temperament Group: Passionate about making the minimum wage.

Tongue In Cheek Descripta™: The Doormat.

Stratton Oakmont™'s snide comment: Does not know how to say 'no'. Got sorted into Hufflepuff House, one of the four Houses of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Loyal to everyone that breathes. Has the anxiety, apprehension or insecurity of a teenager.


7. Can it be the Promoter - ENFP?

The Promoter is the Golden Retriever

Ellen DeGeneres

Rank - 1 is happiest; 16 is least: 8/16.

Elizabeth Hunter™'s opinion: I agree. They are happy going in circles!

Give Up Tendency™: Slightly above average chance they will give up on their goals, slightly below average chance they will give up on their job.

Example: When they feel something little is showing, they show every single part of it but when it is something big, they conceal it well.

Kiersey Temperament Group: Idealist.

Tongue In Cheek Temperament Group: People who would buy sand at the beach.

Tongue In Cheek Descripta™: The Senior Politician's Busty Secretary.

Stratton Oakmont™'s snide comment: Their opinions change faster than the Melbourne weather. Has a season ticket to Disney World and tells everyone about it. Walked into a lamp post while daydreaming.


8. Can it be the Counselor - ESFP

The Counselor is the Poodle

Sir Richard Starkey (Ringo Starr)

Rank - 1 is happiest; 16 is least: 4/16.

Elizabeth Hunter™'s opinion: I agree. They are the life of the party!

Give Up Tendency™: Slightly above average chance they will give up on their job, slightly below average chance they will give up on their goals.

Example: They will do any sensory stuff, other than actually helping society work consistently, while still wanting to be liked.

Kiersey Temperament Group: Artisan.

Tongue In Cheek Temperament Group: Error: Brain not found.

Tongue In Cheek Descripta™: The Britney Bitch.

Stratton Oakmont™'s snide comment: Gets turned on by rap music. Has plans to get a sugar daddy to pay for a luxury lifestyle. Has had oral sex for a happy hour cocktail.


9. Can it be the Specialist - ISFP

The Specialist is the Saint Bernard

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Rank - 1 is happiest; 16 is least: 13/16.

Elizabeth Hunter™'s opinion: I agree. Cannot cope with change!

Research says ranked highest in emotional exhaustion, depersonalisation and reporting stress associated with finances and children. The Specialist might just snap and decide to cut the other party off without warning.

Give Up Tendency™: Likely to give up on their job, unlikely to give up on their goals.

Example: They do not like not being understood; plus not being able to decide what to be.

Kiersey Temperament Group: Artisan.

Tongue In Cheek Temperament Group: Error: Brain not found.

Tongue In Cheek Descripta™: The Homeless Since 2013.

Stratton Oakmont™'s snide comment: Unsurprisingly, has a degree in Fine Art. Their middle name is 'danger'. The connoisseur of slang and terrible jokes. Cannot spell their own name.


10. Can it be the Investigator - INFJ?

The Investigator is the Greyhound

Adolf Hitler

Rank - 1 is happiest; 16 is least: 14/16.

Elizabeth Hunter™'s opinion: I agree. But a bit harsh!

Research says ranked highest in being dissatisfied with their marriages, intimate relationships, stress associated with work and school. The Investigator absorbs the emotions of others around us, so being around upset people makes them upset. They are also constantly used as therapists and people tend to overlook their kindness.

Give Up Tendency™: Extremely likely to give up on their job, extremely unlikely to give up on their goals.

Example: When finally opening up to someone saying how much they cannot take people and then find that they are left making the surprised face.

Kiersey Temperament Group: Idealist.

Tongue In Cheek Temperament Group: People who would buy sand at the beach.

Tongue In Cheek Descripta™: The Manic Pixie Dream Girl.

Stratton Oakmont™'s snide comment: Writes smutty fanfiction. Talented in hand to hand combat. The protagonists best friend in every young adult book.


11. Can it be the Agent - INFP?

The Agent is the Tibetan Terrier

John Lennon

Rank - 1 is happiest; 16 is least: 16/16.

Elizabeth Hunter™'s opinion: I agree. Voluntarily miserable at all times. "I do not want to complain, but..." actually they do just that. "Not happy......" Their glass is always half empty! Door slam them by following Warren Buffet's advice. A great utterance from an Agent was heard recently: "All my ice cubes are wet".
An even better resource is the theory "7 ways to maximise misery". The cohort love this when they are studying the Agent: Click here.
In real life, I have no Agents in my inner circle and that will remain.

Research says the Agent is also ranked lowest for life-satisfaction and ranked second highest in dissatisfaction with their marriages and intimate relationships. It is also read that the Agent is the most liable to have depression. This is because they live on the line of wanting to live in a fantasy world where their ideals come true, to living in the real world where what they want to happen never comes true. They have a "habit", for want of a better word, of feeling incredibly lonely and down. Despite being introverts, they crave human interaction. They are also pretty misunderstood because they live in an environment of suspension of facts in La La Land. This is very off putting to many other patterns.

A cynical commentary: The fact of the matter is the Agent is strange, undesirable, cynical and eccentric. There is no endearing quality, otherwise they would not complain of constant loneliness and solitude. If the Agent is not liked, the Agent is undesirable. Undesirable = not desired.

Give Up Tendency™: Likely to give up on their goals, unlikely to give up on their job.

Example: Whinging about how lonely they are and then refusing to attend any social events.

Kiersey Temperament Group: Idealist.

Tongue In Cheek Temperament Group: People who would buy sand at the beach.

Tongue In Cheek Descripta™: The Suicidal Memelord.

Stratton Oakmont™'s snide comment: Will cancel plans and commitments at the last minute due to a fear of socialising. Their weapon of choice is self deprecating jokes. They want a moped.


12. Can it be the Achiever - ISTP?

The Achiever is the Bassett Hound

Clint Eastwood

Rank - 1 is happiest; 16 is least: 11/16.

Elizabeth Hunter™'s opinion: I agree. Seems about right!

Give Up Tendency™: Likely to give up on their job, unlikely to give up on their goals.

Example: These people are 30% of the ones smoking while promoting health care.

Kiersey Temperament Group: Artisan.

Tongue In Cheek Temperament Group: Error: Brain not found.

Tongue In Cheek Descripta™: The I'm Getting a Divorce, Jenny.

Stratton Oakmont™'s snide comment: So emotionally unstable that they shout at fast food workers. Their favourite hobby is careless spending. Will eat anything.


13. Can it be the Practitioner - ISFJ?

The Practitioner is the Alaskan Malamute

Mother Teresa

Rank - 1 is happiest; 16 is least: 12/16.

Elizabeth Hunter™'s opinion: I agree. Have problems if any conflict! They are okay in small doses.

Give Up Tendency™: Extremely likely to give up on their goals, extremely unlikely to give up on their job.

Example: They feel guilty for making someone else feel guilty.

Kiersey Temperament Group: Guardian.

Tongue In Cheek Temperament Group: Passionate about making the minimum wage.

Tongue In Cheek Descripta™: The Professional Hypochondriac.

Stratton Oakmont™'s snide comment: Enjoys going to church. Although frugal, buys new dishes instead of washing the dirty ones. Likely to have obsessive compulsive disorder, ADHD, PTSD or some sort of eating disorder.


14. Can it be the Objective Thinker - ISTJ?

The Objective Thinker is the Bernese Mountain Dog

Warren Buffett

Rank - 1 is happiest; 16 is least: 9/16.

Elizabeth Hunter™'s opinion: I agree. They are so steady!

Give Up Tendency™: Extremely likely to give up on their goals, extremely unlikely to give up on their job.

Example: Not wanting to be a ‘deviant’ but being a ‘deviant’ when literally no one cares about traditions anymore.

Kiersey Temperament Group: Guardian.

Tongue In Cheek Temperament Group: Passionate about making the minimum wage.

Tongue In Cheek Descripta™: The Father of Four.

Stratton Oakmont™'s snide comment: Thinks mayonnaise is spicy. Has the local escort service on speed dial. A generic father figure who posts political memes on Facebook.


15. Can it be the Perfectionist - INTP?

The Perfectionist is the Papillon

Albert Einstein

Rank - 1 is happiest; 16 is least: 15/16.

Elizabeth Hunter™'s opinion: I agree. Locked away in academia!

Research says over-represented among males with post-traumatic stress disorder. Also ranked 15th in using both cognitive and social coping resources to deal with stress.

Give Up Tendency™: Likely to give up on their goals, unlikely to give up on their job.

Example: Being the weirdest person and the purest person at the same time.

Kiersey Temperament Group: Rational.

Tongue In Cheek Temperament Group: Heartless and cold, just like your ex-wife.

Tongue In Cheek Descripta™: The Virgin Supreme.

Stratton Oakmont™'s snide comment: Either underweight or overweight. Considers sport to be a waste of time. Has spent lots more money on video games than on body care products.


16. Can it be the Enhancer - INTJ?

The Enhancer is the Afghan Hound

Mark Zuckerberg

Rank - 1 is happiest; 16 is least: 10/16.

Elizabeth Hunter™'s opinion: I agree. They are happy in their own little world! I am one.

Give Up Tendency™: Extremely likely to give up on their job, extremely unlikely to give up on their goals.

Example: They have people pretend to hate their edgy humour then find that the same people make them the top writer.

Kiersey Temperament Group: Rational.

Tongue In Cheek Temperament Group: Heartless and cold, just like your ex-wife.

Tongue In Cheek Descripta™: The Wannabee Sherlock Holmes.

Stratton Oakmont™'s snide comment: Indicates that they read more than they actually do. Uses Quora sincerely. Hands out excuses like a Jehovahs Witness hands out pamphlets.